It sounds like you are now acting out to get her attention in an attempt to get control as well.
The only thing you should be doing here is not feeding into the game. Stop posting vague things to get a rise out of her, stop trying to find her alt accounts, stop waiting for a reaction from her.
Move on. Even if she keeps throwing a fit or looking at your social media, stop responding or reacting.
Tell him that if it was bigger he would get fewer BJs because your mouth would get tired faster
It sounds like you are now acting out to get her attention in an attempt to get control as well.
The only thing you should be doing here is not feeding into the game. Stop posting vague things to get a rise out of her, stop trying to find her alt accounts, stop waiting for a reaction from her.
Move on. Even if she keeps throwing a fit or looking at your social media, stop responding or reacting.
Or one from today where the bf leaves piss all over the toilet and literal shit on the toilet SEAT
Stop giving your opinion. Tell her why: “Every time I give you my opinion you tell me I'm selfish.”